Megan Fox on Bay Watch?

Megan Fox is known best for her, er, body of work. Her sass follows right behind. For the fourth anniversary edition of Wonderland, the actress spouts off about her mental instability and the Napoleonic efforts of TRANSFORMERS director Michael Bay. (Though when it comes to Bonaparte, I’ve got more of a bone to pick with producer Jerry Bruckheimer, a vain producorial bully who treats filmmakers like interchangeable cogs and grooms himself as if he were about to adorn the top of a wedding cake at a same-sex union.) Seems the press-sly Fox takes issue with Bay’s dictatorial approach: “He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is.” Wow. Strong words which demanded an immediate response… and one came. Reportedly, Adolf has already demanded a retraction and threatened a lawsuit for defamation of character. Der Fuhrer adamantly denies any responsibility for PEARL HARBOR, calling the loss of movie-goers’ lives (in three hour increments) unconscionable.

In related news, Josh Hartnett apologized for whatever he may have done to become culturally insignificant.