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What do R. Kelly, H.R. Giger, Sarah Jessica Parker, Chad Michael Murray and Kim Jong-Il have in common? No, they are not all appearing on the next edition of Celebrity Apprentice. Instead, they all share a fear that Erica Jong immortalized in the title of her most famous work. While some stars may seek solace in the fact that so many of their fellow luminaries share the phobia, another is taking a bold step, recruiting The Rebel Billionaire to cure her.

Will it work? Watch today’s THINK! piece and draw your own conclusions. Then, help me contact Bill Gates, Warren Buffett or T. Boone Pickens. Or, send Xanax.

(Bonus! Billy Bob Thornton‘s another big name susceptible to mile-high panic attacks. His solution: Get Pat Boone! Read all about his unusual coping mechanism here.)