THINK: Who f**ked Jessica Rabbit?

Is this really what it has come to: ranking the attractiveness of cartoon characters? Will Maxim shoot a spread with Judy Jetson? Will Hugh Hefner offer Marge Simpson a million bucks to work “blue” and bare all?

Recently, Cadbury Dairy Milk quizzed Brits about which toon they thought was the sexiest. Jessica Rabbit (WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?) scored top honors, begging the question of the survey’s respondents: What’s up, dick? The late(?) Betty Boop finished second, proving UK pervs are truly color-blind. And, who’d have thunk it, the Cadbury’s Caramel Bunny finished third. Does sex sell chocolate to kids or just to hapless adults? (What’s the matter, guys? Could get into the Trek Expo?)

While I do not condone the objectification of women, 2-D or flesh and blood, I do feel required to offer my take in today’s THINK piece below. Please, draw your own conclusions and share them right here on this blog post.