Calling all STARSHIP TROOPERS!

Hellllllllloooooooo, Patient Movie-lovers!

I am sorry. You are experiencing technical difficulties. So are we. Recently, The Warren Report re-launched its website — reset your bookmark to www.thewarrenreport.com — in an effort to better serve you, dear readers and members. In many ways, it’s been a success. The podcast player is up and running, my blog posts — added daily! — appear brightly on the home page. We are adding new, exciting events and applications almost every day, along with contests and giveaways to broaden your dvd collections or line others’ Christmas stockings. Unfortunately, like G. Gordon Liddy‘s childhood home and the Watergate hotel room he would later break and enter, there are a lot of bugs.

Please know The Warren Report‘s Technical Director — the tireless, yet very tired superhero Aaron McIntosh — is squashing those bugs faster than a Flamenco dancer on methamphetamines. Of course, he hasn’t crushed them all and here is why and where we need your help, continued patience and understanding. Feel free to share any problems you have encountered by writing directly to the multi-talented Aaron at: aaron@thewarrenreport.com He’ll be glad you did. Really. 

Please note that if you wish to register a complaint or berate someone, I have climbed into the dunking booth (warren@thewarrenreport.com). So, aim for me, the bulls-eye, not Aaron. He’s busy… and I am accountable.

If you visit The Warren Report‘s new event page, you’ll find many previews and special events, more to be added later today, including the next installment of EXPOSED at EMP.  Go to the podcast page for my talks with the adorable Mary Elizabeth Ellis of the Slamdance winner A QUIET LITTLE MARRIAGE; sultry starlets Michele Trachtenberg and Elizabeth Reaser of the Sundance hit AGAINST THE CURRENT; pro-torture(?) Oscar®-winner Errol Morris and JUNO’s charitable composer Matt Messina.  Read my blog entries on the homepage and in the commentary section to win prizes and, I hope, enjoy my… Entertaining Thoughts.

As ever, your feedback is invaluable. Do share. Aaron and I are working hard just for you.  Oh, and, pardon the roaches. They may survive a nuclear war, but their days are definitely numbered on The Warren Report’s new and improved website. (And if you happen to know any web experts familiar with mySQL and WordPress, we are deputizing exterminators!)

Bugged-out, Warren